Lyrics by Kat Edmonson
Holiday table time
Brings to mind
A question of some sensitivity
Whether you’d be inclined
To have your merry Christmas with me
I know it’s understood
If you’re good
You’ll find your presents under your tree
But I’m requesting dear
Your presence here on Christmas with me
I go about trying to figure out
Some clever thing to say
Because I know if I ask you just so
You might not drift away
O-fishly speaking dear
You’re a catch
And there are many fish in the sea
Perch chance you’d acqua-yes
To have your merry Christmas with me.
I go about trying to figure out
Some clever thing to say
Because I know if I ask you just so
You might not drift away
O-fishly speaking dear
You’re a catch
And there are many fish in the sea
So I won’t flounder dear
And from my sole I’ll speak directly
Cross my whelk-om mat
Into my habitat
And have your merry Christmas with me
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